I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God..

The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!.

There are shantytowns in South Africa that are built better than Renaults!.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing..

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and….

Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius..

Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to sneeze..

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off..

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.

Looking good in Italy is even more important than looking where you're going..

You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car special. That's what makes a car great. You s….

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are..

It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass, metal, and rubber, and that’s all they see.….

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And ….

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you..

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day..

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. ….

[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car..

I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?.

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don't, in which case your life is a constant ….