Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel..

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century..

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around..

Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding..

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside..

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has..

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight..

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number..

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4..

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it..

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five..

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing….

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this..

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion..

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on..

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider..

If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck..

Sunday is Senior Citizens' Day. And if you want to become a senior citizen, just call the Padre ticket office..

What a great hitch to pit!.

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles..

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?.