You never really know a woman till you meet her in court..

There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught..

Cheating is only cheating when you get caught..

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!".

When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops..

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper..

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school..

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?.

Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband..

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend..

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries..

Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible..

Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo..

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist..

Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them..

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix..

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma..

Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally..

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs..

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes..

As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!.