I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship..

I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off..

I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!.

Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do..

Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always ….

I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating..

I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared..

I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters..

I don’t want to react because I don’t want them to know it’s a bad word, but I want to encourage them to talk so I’m like, ‘That’s good!’.

What dark corner of the soul did you crawl out of?.

It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around..

Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human’s eyes..

To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroo….

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course..

What if you could find brand new worlds, right here on Earth, where anything is possible? Same planet, different dimension. I've found the gateway..

When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the op….

There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh..

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice..

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me..

With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going….

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!.