It's hard thinking about Iraq at night when I'm dancing with transvestites in the afternoon..

I'm a happy guy, but if I'm in a rare dark mood, I won't go out because I don't want to be horrible to people..

The bias against the show is purely elitist. We're all like the people on the show - the difference is that some of us speak better, or were born ric….

I'm in shape, but only if you consider a circle a shape..