I give credence to the worst things somebody writes about me, and if somebody writes something nice, I think they're wrong or false or lying or jokin….

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives..

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies..

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me….

My mom always said that she didn't wear a red nose and big shoes because that's the reason people are scared of clowns. My dad is a sociology teacher….

Don't be a hero, live to fight another day..

The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous. And I only have like a tiny, tiny bit of that, and I'm already disgusted by it. But I ….

I find it very difficult to do normal things without getting approached..

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept..

The more people say nice things about me, the more I feel it's false..

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true..

I don't attribute an actor's great success to their own individual performance when it's something as collaborative as a movie..

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others..

Any time you play a character for a long period of time, regardless of how close it is to you, it infiltrates your life. It's impossible for it not t….

Often times, being in a popular thing means that you have to compromise your own acting..

I think there are probably a lot of actors like me who I think probably struggle to feel comfortable in their own lives, and acting in some ways prov….

It's really hard to copy another actor and be successful. In fact, that's usually the reason people are not good, because they're copying something t….

I often think if you have time to sit around the house feeling bad for yourself, you have time to tutor a child. I'm guilty of that exact thing. I wi….

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there..

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience..

I think there's nothing more wonderful than using fiction to reflect real-world cultural ideas..