When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect w….

I'm not into music - the only music I like is musical theater, but I have every Ween album..

I find it very difficult to do normal things without getting approached..

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true..

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others..

Any time you play a character for a long period of time, regardless of how close it is to you, it infiltrates your life. It's impossible for it not t….

Often times, being in a popular thing means that you have to compromise your own acting..

I think I'm an abstinence symbol. If I take my shirt off, people will not have babies..

I give credence to the worst things somebody writes about me, and if somebody writes something nice, I think they're wrong or false or lying or jokin….

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept..

I often think if you have time to sit around the house feeling bad for yourself, you have time to tutor a child. I'm guilty of that exact thing. I wi….

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives..

I think there are probably a lot of actors like me who I think probably struggle to feel comfortable in their own lives, and acting in some ways prov….

The more people say nice things about me, the more I feel it's false..

I don't attribute an actor's great success to their own individual performance when it's something as collaborative as a movie..

My mom always said that she didn't wear a red nose and big shoes because that's the reason people are scared of clowns. My dad is a sociology teacher….

I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there..

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me….

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience..

Don't be a hero, live to fight another day..

I think there's nothing more wonderful than using fiction to reflect real-world cultural ideas..