If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser..

If you don't like or care about your job, what's the big deal? I am so over it..

I always feel like I'm missing out on something, that someone is having more fun than I am, so I take measures to make sure that is impossible..

Everyone should have a blog. It's the most democratic thing ever..

If you want to do what you want to do, you have to look a certain way..

Some people with blogs are never going to get famous, and they've been doing it for, like, over a year. I feel bad for them..

There's no point in living in an alternate reality..

In real life, people are constantly saying one thing and doing another, but if you write your characters that way, the story becomes too hard to foll….

Women in New York have to work much harder to compete with the supermodels for attention..

I don't want the IRS banging down my door..

I always regarded people who want fame with a lot of suspicion. Unless you have a product to sell, I don't know why anyone would want to be famous. I….

Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about..

New York is where you go to catch a big fish..

I have a 'glamour job' on the Hill. That is, I could not care less about gov or politics, but working for a Senator looks good on my resume. And thes….