Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us..

You can not make someone love you. You can not be thin enough or white enough or famous enough. The choice is entirely the other person's. Then again….

Yes, it's true that you can't learn everything from books. But you do learn something about everything..

In relationships it is best to assume nothing..

We have no control over fate and history, but we can control how we conduct ourselves in this life..

Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live ….

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much..

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands..

Why should I bring happiness to those I loathe by obliterating myself, when I can make them miserable just by existing?.

While being madly in love is fun, perhaps one should aspire to be sanely in love..

Whining is a form of manipulation. People will give anything to make you shut up..

As you go through life, you learn many lessons. Unfortunately these lessons only apply to the specific instances in which you learned them. Therefore….

Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love ….

That's the thing about a great book. Every time you read it, it's different, because you're different. You've changed since the last time you picked ….

There's nothing wrong with self-improvement, as long as you recognize that at some point you're going to have to accept yourself in all your imperfec….

I hear what many of you are saying: We don’t have the time, we are busy. Well Nobody Has Time, Everyone Is Busy. In the time it took you to read this….

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant..

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe..

What we call the wisdom that comes with age is usually simple caution..

We are all the same in that we all want to be different..

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them..