Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask ….

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons..

Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your ho….

Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About: - Titanic sinking again. - Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda. - T….

Love makes the world go 'round but I'm pretty sure money has to do with it, too..

I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holdi….

My pants cut the cheese. Let one fly. Baked a batch of brownies..

never underestimate your dumbness!!.

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog..

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer.

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to….

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume..

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psy….

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way..

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out..

School prepares you for the real world... which also bites..