Occupation: Stand-Up Comedian Birth: June 21, 1967
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?.
I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm ….
Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there..
Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?.
You tell your guy friends you got engaged, it's like hearing someone died. 'What happened man? Wow. He was so young, man. What happened? He had his w….