Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down..

Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake..

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man..

I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create..

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die..

I took the wife out last night; one punch!.

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair..