Good morning is a contradiction of terms..

Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing..

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts.

Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people w….

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat..

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie..

I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition..

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do..

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway..

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back..

When in doubt, pig out!.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them..

When all else fails, look cute..

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh..

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen.

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get..

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me..

I never met a lasagna I didn't like.

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice.….

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting..

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange..