There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one….

Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy - it's not easy. It's a hard life. It's easy in its own way, you just stand there and talk. But ther….

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy..

As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religio….

I wouldn't perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn't take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don't thi….

No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically..

There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate w….

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?.

In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. Yo….

I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to change people's thoughts. I don't believe that a….

I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and ….

Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa..

Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots..

We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking..

If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person..

God built the world, but he did not know it was round..

I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead..

I've never been the type of guy that had a lot of friends or was part of the cool group..

Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises..

I have tried reading the Bible but that's a tough read there. I watch a lot of religious documentaries. I have a keen interest in religion for someon….

I definitely think the formula to making my character seem sweet is to let him act like a jerk, give him a redeeming moment, and have a sweet song pl….