If you think too long, you think wrong..

Every now and then they threw one where I was swinging..

A religious fanatic is somebody who knows Jesus Christ better than you do..

Every ballpark used to be unique. Now, it's like women's breasts - if you've seen one, you've seen 'em both..

My RV is the only place where I can find some peace and quiet..

I'll never be considered one of the all-time greats; maybe not even one of the all-time goods. But I'm one of the all-time survivors..

When he took BP everybody would kind of stop what they were doing and watch..