Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!.

To hell with Trish's nose!.

Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!.

It's a Slobberknocker!.

There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up..

I think I'm vision-impaired!.

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!.

You can take this job and shove it because I quit..

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean.

Business is about to pick up here!.

It is a human demolition derby!.

Michael Cole does not deserve to be piled on like many are doing. He deserves respect. Michael is fulfilling a role on a fictional, TV show. He has b….

If there was a Mount Rushmore for pro wrestling cities, Chicago and New York would be on there. After that, it's debatable..

Matt Hardy's quicker than a hiccup..

Is there a better wrestling villain on TV these days than CM Punk? Arguable question but for my sauce, Punk is right there at the top of the heap wit….

I'm not sure the ring is big enough to hold both these egos!.

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!.

I do have high expectations for Alex Riley. He seems athletic, articulate and intelligent. Only time will tell how far he goes, but Riley has bonafid….

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!.

All that I can say about Owen Hart, is that I hope that I can be, as good a man as him, so that I can see him again, someday..

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!.