Occupation: Vocalist Birth: August 24, 1942 Death: June 15, 1988
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you..
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time, and she'll always treat you kind..
I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook..