After a certain age, you get the face you deserve..

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer..

Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eatin….

I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife..

I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb..

I have never been the mousy, stand-two-paces-behind, obedient 'little woman' type..

Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists..

I never thought I was particularly good looking. But when I see old photographs, I realise that I was. I do wish I had known that at the time because….

The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun..

Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare..

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine..

Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the pub….

The endless bonking was exhausting me..

Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing..

Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you..

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something..

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it..

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people..

Life is not life unless you make mistakes.

You can't help getting older, but you can help yourself from becoming old and infirm, in mind as well as body..

If you feel well and happy, your face will reflect this, but if you are down in the dumps and having a miserable time, your face will soon show this,….