If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst..

There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop..

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infan….