I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man..

I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years..

I think the only reason Clarence Thomas is on the court is because he is black.

Make sure of two things. Be careful - microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be….

The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass..

Every single morning since I've been 27 years old, I've got up and someone's handed me a card like the one I have in my pocket with the schedule on i….

No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights.

When you're appealing to people's fears and anxieties, you can make some gains..

It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything..

Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do..

I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they we….

I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to ….

Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on ha….

There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day..

I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid..

Al Gore invented the Internet..

How I learned to love the New World Order..

Thus, in setting an American agenda for a New World Order, we must begin with a profound alteration in traditional thought..

Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun throu….

Banning guns is an idea whose time has come..

You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent..