Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's..

I always remind people why The Oscars got started in 1928: It was an effort by the studios to suppress the unions. They started the Academy because a….

You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America..

I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years now, a….

There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11..

The movies that are honored at The Oscars are always a certain type: Old-fashioned. It's a bunch of well-made, old-fashioned movies that support our ….

They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The Academy is 84. They wheel t….

The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or somethin….

Faith is like a kernel of wheat..

The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, ….

If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it "romance and adventure.".

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?.

As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager..

In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and conve….

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators..

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum o….

I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political sta….

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever..

The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother..

It's not a crime to get drunk..