I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife..

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill..

Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the g….

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run..

Ah, I don't do interviews, really..

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning..

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bu….

You win, you win. You lose, you still win..

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel..

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?.

My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the right thing to do - push your kids into someth….

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run..