Occupation: Stand-Up Comedian Birth: August 11, 1967
If you're dumb enough to do crack, you're supposed to die. It's evolution..
One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good..
Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other..
You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you're not even a piece. You're just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces….
There's a very famous Miyamoto Musashi quote. "Once you understand the way broadly, you can see it in all things." The idea is once you understand wh….
If you attach your mind to any ideology, you're going to be on a road, and that road may or may not lead you in a good direction. But you're gonna st….
Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid..
There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results..
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe..
Be the hero of your own story..
We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by..
The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.
Selling your life to sit in a box and work for a machine. An uncaring machine that demands productivity that doesn't understand you and doesn't want ….
There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious..
Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything..
I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you..
The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout..
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life..
Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired..
In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness..
The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine. The Declaration of Independe….