I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman..

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments..

Currently, I bowl regional tournaments out of the PBA Southern Region..

I was born on May 17, 1979, in Newark, New Jersey..

Soon after I was born, my parents moved to the South Florida area, and I've lived here ever since (with a few years of living in both Portugal and Br….

This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip, I almost broke my hip..

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school..

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week..