Please don't throw me in dat briar patch!.

Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired..

Write about what you know and care deeply about. When one puts one's self on paper - that is what is called good writing..

Once upon a time a Georgian printed a couple of books that attracted notice, but immediately it turned out that he was little more than an amanuensis….

Hongry rooster don't cackle w'en he fine a wum..

I don't keer w'at you do wid me, Brer Fox,' sezee, 'so you don't fling me in dat brier-patch. Roas' me, Brer Fox' sezee, 'but don't fling me in dat b….

When folks git ole en strucken wid de palsy, dey mus' speck ter be laff'd at..

Licker talks mighty loud w'en it git loose fum de jug..

People no longer write letters. Lacking the leisure, and, for the most part, the ability, they dictate dispatches, and scribble messages. When you ar….

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck..

Jay-bird don't rob his own nes'..

I am in the prime of my senility..