Occupation: Comedian Birth: November 20, 1971
I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing..
If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how it's supposed to be..
What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna, and there's a PlayStation 3 or an XBox s….
I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture..
I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many peop….
I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god..
Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry..
So when Community came up and then the movie roles started happening I was very grateful. I am trying to be careful with the movie roles I select bec….
I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Te….
I wanted to play football and see how that went. In my mind, I knew I wasn't good enough to be a pro, but I was having a really fun time doing it. Wh….
I've always been very opinionated, for lack of a better term, about art. Not to sound too arrogant, but I guess I'm a connoisseur of telling people w….
Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of that 90 percent..
I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically ho….
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret..
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams..
Without a doubt, Robert Rodriguez is the reason I was drawn to it. The fact that he even knew who I was and then was interested in me for the role wa….
I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies..
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame..
I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort..
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money..
It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's..