Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you..

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway..

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing..

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'.

Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does..

The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win..

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all..

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you..