Work is no longer challenging..

I guess happiness is not a state you want to be in all the time..

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts..

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all ….

I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on..

Back in Chicago, all we cared about was rock 'n' roll and staying out of the army..

It's all false pressure; you put the heat on yourself, you get it from the networks and record companies and movie studios. You put more pressure on ….

I hate Illinois Nazis..

Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?.

We’re on a mission from God..

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing..

We are on a mission for God..

Grab a brew... don't cost nothin'..

In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of ….

We don't need no stinking badges!.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily..

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain..