If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban..

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync..

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom..

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus..

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons..

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes..

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero com….

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out..

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND stil….

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church..

Jesus never called the poor 'lazy,' fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes or asked a leper for a copay..

But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isn’t profit or ratings driven — they represent foreign investment in a country where….

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit..

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult..

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times..

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admire….

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel..

I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the me….

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice..

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs..