Who wouldn't want to vote for a guy who was a peaceful, radical, non-violent revolutionary; who hung around with lepers, hookers, and crooks; who nev….

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband..

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion..

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes..

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons..

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out..

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom..

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel..

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult..

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times..

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit..

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync..

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice..

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admire….

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs..

I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the me….

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban..

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus..

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero com….

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND stil….