Whatever be the depth of woe Along the path that I must go, I'll sing my song— My song of joy for all the love That's lavished on us from above, And ….

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one..

Misery loves company, particularly when she is herself the hostess, and can give generously of her stores to others..

A nasty day! A nasty day! 'Twas thus I heard a critic say Because the skies were bleak and gray— And yet it somehow seemed to me The day was all that….

What fools indeed we morals are to lavish care upon a car, with never a bit of time to see about our own machinery!.

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Spectre struts Along the moonlit way..

I like the man who takes the stones Upon his rocky road With smiling lips instead of groans, Whate'er his heavy load Who seizes each as on he goes, A….

For me, my craft is sailing on,Through mists to-day, clear seas anon.Whate'er the final harbor be'T is good to sail upon the sea!.

Although man is already ninety per cent water, the Prohibitionists are not yet satisfied..

Comes now a smiling New-Born Year To fill to-day with goodly cheer— An infant hale and lusty. Upon our door-sill he is left By Daddy Time, of clothes….

Pandemonium did not reign; it poured..

The only care That I shall share Shall be the care of others, And on the road I'll halve the load Of overburdened brothers. I rather g….

Whose heart doth hold the Christmas glow Hath little need of Mistletoe; Who bears a smiling grace of mien Need waste no time on wreaths of green; Who….

If I had my way no one should be taught to read until after he had passed his hundredth year. In that way, and in that way only can we protect our yo….

If I must have an ill, may it be real, That I may meet it eye to eye and fight, And wheresoever it may strength reveal Get after it with all my main ….

I have no dog, but it must be Somewhere there's one belongs to me-- A little chap with wagging tail, And dark brown eyes that never quail, But look y….

You know the Model of your Car. You know just what its powers are. You treat it with a deal of care, Nor tax it more than it will bear. But as to sel….