The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?.

It's not your fate to be well treated," Ignatius cried. "You're an overt masochist. Nice treatment will confuse and destroy you..

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip..