All the fatt's in the fire..

If you win power, remember why you wanted it..

I'm a semi-literate farmer and hired killer. I ain't in the power game..

It's wanting that gets so many folks in trouble..

I rode in a gang. We robbed trains, banks, held people ransom. We killed people we didn't like. Bill Williamson was in that gang. If I don't capture ….

I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works..

Don't be too eager to grow up. It ain't as much fun as it looks.

Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their li….

Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up..

You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!.

We all have problems, and we must solve them together or we die alone..

Men are born, and then they're formed..

Sing of the nature of women, and then the song shall be surely full of variety; old crotchets and most sweet closes. It shall be humorous, grave, fan….

I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No..

Every man has a right to change, a chance of forgiveness..

Through danger safety comes - through trouble rest..

We die alone, but we live among men..

Wink and shut their apprehensions up..

My side ain't chosen. My side was given..

People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven..