As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywher….

According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the mi….

I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated that badly, that politely. We did f….

Drug companies are a bit like high school boyfriends - they're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they're in there..

I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis..

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on..

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the histor….

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts..

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in….

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify th….

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a b….

One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional..

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it..

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh..

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have..

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there….

You don't need people's opinion on a fact..

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath..

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants….

News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right..

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way..