If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too..

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know..

I'm flatulent in many languages..

There's no better way to mess up a good cowdog than to let him discover that goofing off beats the heck out of hard work..

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back..

When you find a germ of truth, beware. Those germs can make you sick..

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble..

Don't take anything for granite. That's what tombstones are made of..

I've never been convinced that the sun would come up without me barking..