Most people who are trying to write kind of sit in their basements and pull it out of their imaginations..

You have the feeling that if you get a Pulitzer, you're somehow set for life..

Just go outside and look at something and write it down and you'll find it is a very nice piece of writing..

There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting..

Women had been on the verge of taking over the world-the Western world, anyway. Then some sexist pig in Silicon Valley invented the cell phone and wo….

They don't have a lot of crime in the countryside other than theft. But every once in a while, things turn ugly, and when they turn ugly, they turn v….

I've always been sort of interested in the rural countryside. Things happen out there that are very strange to city dwellers..

With most of my books, I'll actually go out and look at the setting. If you describe things carefully, it kind of makes the scene pop..

Well, I am becoming doddering and old but I have - I'm writing two books a year now. It's like 220,000 words or something like finished, and, honest ….

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe..

As an individual with my own hurts, I go into the Garden (Gethsemane) as often as I need to. There I identify with the pain in the other, with my par….

When you're building a character, or at least when I'm building a character, you start saying, 'How am I going to make people like him?'.

Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do..

Most people like a little sex in their novels..

Catholics don't scream about Jesus, they scream about the bishop..

Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7.