They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?.

I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to se….

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days..

If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it..

I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time an….

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As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach..