Explore Quotes by Johnny Knoxville

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I think I'm a little concussed.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

I think everyone roots for the underdog.

A couple days before the stunts, if I'm doing something particularly dangerous, I will go over every worst-case scenario in my head, like this could happen, this could happen, this could happen, this could happen. I try to think about that to where it's ingrained in me.