Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel..

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men..

I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it's - I lived on 600 dollars….

I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I'm a different kind of 'liberal' and I think people should be true to themselves. If you're Republican or….