Explore Quotes by Jon Lovitz

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

I would love to have a part opposite a great actor - like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a top director. That's my dream.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

I do see your point, but to me, I'm just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.

I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.

I don't want to talk about myself, that's for other people to say, so I'm not saying I was so talented.

I grew up very nice. But after college, my father said you're on you own. So I was dead broke for years. So I know what it's - I lived on 600 dollars a month for six years. I know what it's like to be dead broke. I feel bad for people who are struggling now.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.