There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly be….

I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm i….

I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to get pickpocketed. And a coat goes over your pockets so i….

I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of it. Showers are the ….

The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and ….

My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record te….

I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts..

I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myse….

It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect..

My favourite pub game is, of course, snooker. Any game whose rules basically amount to finding a table covered in mess and slowly and methodically pu….

Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do..

I don’t need someone to complete me, I need someone to make things a little bit better every now and again..

Anyone who tells you that it is better to have loved and lost that to never loved at all has never done both..

If you love something, Let it go, If it comes back it's yours, That's how you know kno-o-ow Nonsense, Christina Aguilera! I say, 'If you love it, fil….

I am in no doubt that if you use the term 'luv' in a letter or text message then you are incapable of truly understanding the emotion. Artists have n….

I love paying tax so much, the sight of a gritter lorry gives me an erection..

I don't really talk to people..

I don't mean to hate people, I just get forced into it..