(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers’ shoulders until they leave a snot trail.).

Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store..

Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead..

Not fair? Oh, I'm sorry I get this lovely laptop computing device when all you get is the ability to walk, control your hands, and know you'll surviv….