Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday..

Little else matters than to write good code..

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code..

C is the assembly language of Tcl..

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with..

The geeks shall inherit the earth..

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later..

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing..

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling e….

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming..

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place..

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it..

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing..

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie..

We're the weirdest monkeys ever..

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap..

Let's give discredit where discredit is due..

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile..