If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place..

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with..

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code..

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later..

Little else matters than to write good code..

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing..

Let's give discredit where discredit is due..

C is the assembly language of Tcl..

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling e….

You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming..

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it..

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing..

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie..

We're the weirdest monkeys ever..

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap..

The geeks shall inherit the earth..

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile..

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday..