You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming..

C is the assembly language of Tcl..

The geeks shall inherit the earth..

Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling e….

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it..

What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with..

If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place..

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday..

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code..

Let's give discredit where discredit is due..

Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing..

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later..

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing..

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie..

We're the weirdest monkeys ever..

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap..

Little else matters than to write good code..

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile..