Occupation: Comedian Birth: November 9, 1947
When women go off together we call it separatism. When men go off together we call it Congress..
So few people voted in the elections [of 1996] that the ones who did were called activists..
Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one..
I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and start new material..
A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid..
A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decisi….
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out..
My style has been pretty much like a newspaper. It's got politics in it, it's got media, sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you wou….
[On cloning sheep:] Oh great, just what we need - more sheep..
Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But the very form of st….
I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people thi….
What goes for sex goes double for politics..
Gay is when two girls get together, dance and have fun..