I was born in a place humans call central Africa, in a dense rain forest so beautiful, no crayons could ever do it justice..

And oh, god, how could so much regret and so much sweetness and so much sadness all be present in that single moment. I was already dead and missing ….

Pain is life. Life is pain..

Mosquitoes are the greatest mass murderers on planet Earth..

Humans. Violent but peace-loving. Passionate but cerebral. Humane but cruel. Impulsive but calculating. Generous but selfish. And yet, somehow I knew….

Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." (Marco) BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans," (Marco) " BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is t….

You do not know me, but I am a juvenile delinquent. I do not trust authority figures, I probably will not graduate from high school, and statistics s….

Earth is the crossroads of every possible alien. We're the McDonald's next to the highway of the galaxy..

Right now I would give all the yogurt raisins in all the world for a heart made of ice..

Tobias asked. "Weird? Weird?" Marco crowed. "The talking bird wants to know if getting information on the location of an alien from a whale, that you….

My life is flashing lights and pointing fingers and uninvited visitors. Inches away, humans flatten their little hands against the wall of glass that….

Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart..

They think we’re intelligent. So, Marco, keep quiet. We don’t want them to learn the truth.” Rachel.

Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The B….

Death's gruesome face taunts: soulless eyes, crimson grimace. I really hate clowns..

Memories are precious ... they help tell us who we are..

Anger only gets in the way..

They think I'm too old to cause trouble. Old age is a powerful disguise..

I just want to get on a table, dance on someone's tater tots, and wait for the hall monitor to drag me away.

"Give me liberty or give me death." A human named Patrick Henry said that. I wonder if the Yeerks knew before they came to conquer Earth that humans ….

I like colorful tales with black beginnings and stormy middles and cloudless blue-sky endings. But any story will do..