Occupation: Writer Birth: July 19, 1956
It's OAT-freaking-MEAL!.
Everyone deserves a shot....and some deserve to be shot..
Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal involvement. The B….
I just want to get on a table, dance on someone's tater tots, and wait for the hall monitor to drag me away.
Full emergency power to the engines. Ram the Blade ship..
Anger only gets in the way..
Is there anything sweeter than the touch of another as she pulls a dead bug from your fur?.
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part..
My life is flashing lights and pointing fingers and uninvited visitors. Inches away, humans flatten their little hands against the wall of glass that….
They think we’re intelligent. So, Marco, keep quiet. We don’t want them to learn the truth.” Rachel.
But mostly, I remembered what I’ve always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most things in life can be se….
You can't have real pain without real love. You can't feel grief and loss and hurt without real love. Love is the only way you can ever be really hur….
I was born in a place humans call central Africa, in a dense rain forest so beautiful, no crayons could ever do it justice..
Right now I would give all the yogurt raisins in all the world for a heart made of ice..
Growing up gorilla is just like any other kind of growing up. You make mistakes. You play. You learn. You do it all over again..
With enough time, you can get used to almost anything..
Ninety percent of the trouble in this world comes from guys who think they have something to prove..
Old age is a powerful disguise..
Anger is precious. A silverback uses anger to maintain order and warn his troops of danger. When my father beat his chest, it was to say, Beware, lis….
Human humour often consists of pretending to wish something does not really wish..
My favorite color is rainbow..