I nursed a worthless, pint drinker for twelve years and when my lazy, life-sucking, daddy finally died, I swore to God with tears in my eyes I'd neve….

And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie..

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you a little differentl….

...My sister Doreena who never lifted a royal finger growing up because she had the heart defect that we later found out was a fly on the X-ray machi….