Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true..

When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!.

I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun..

My act is based on my life..

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life..

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard..

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging..

I have a no-apology policy..

Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come ou….

I love to work. I love doing standup..

Most people unfamiliar with the men in a new town might search for love until they find it. I picked out some guy on my second day in LA, who worked ….

I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners..

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly..

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a month..

Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love.

I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am..

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incr….

Why would you want to keep the bluebird houses mounted in a place that you now know is unsafe for them? Bluebirds are not ornaments for pictures, the….

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R..

I am what you call a non-believer. I don't even want to say I'm an atheist because frankly I don't want to join their club either. But the point is, ….

My friend Anderson Cooper is the scion of one of America's great shipping and railroad families, the Vanderbilts..