Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'….

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache..

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big..

Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life..

There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's f….

I think pimp, therefore i am..

My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp….

I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid ….

Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may..

Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure..

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait..

I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to….

I'm able to behave like the guy you see onstage although that's not my entire existence. I might be a portion of that guy. At home, quiet prevails. I….

I have yet to meet someone who was successful who was even slightly negative. That comes from a muscle training. You can work on negativity and weed ….

White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!.

Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things..

He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper..

My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Spar….

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car..

All comedy comes from a dark place..

I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America..