I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny..

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and….

Ricky Gervais changed our lives. And Mitch Hedberg, who we're like, "Oh, that's funny to me on a level I don't think I understand. But I'm clearly pl….

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building….

I grew up watching British television because I lived so close to Canada..

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it..

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to ….

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness..

I'm racist against non-black people..

Do what you love in your community..

To make an absolutely gross generalization, I think a lot of people feel like if you're mixed, more often than not you're quote unquote white. So if ….

The fact of the matter is, you can't do comedy unless someone is behaving badly. Otherwise, it's not a comedy..

Surprise is not humor. I think that there can be a fine line there..

There is nothing more dangerous on planet Earth than a black wife..

[The rumor that Leonardo DiCaprio on set was raped by a bear] was as silly as Lady Gaga bumping him or moving his arm out of the way [at the Golden G….

A poet can feel free, in my estimation, to write a poem for himself. Or a painter can paint a painting for himself. You can write a short story for y….

We've decided [with Jordan Peele] that we need to be on the Internet for a little bit of time every day to figure out what's going on. It feels like ….

For me, as a child, I certainly thought that there were more black people in the world than white people..

You could figure out at least 80 percent of the context and meaning of a text if people used punctuation, and we wouldn't have had to write our sketc….

Like every human we have to categorize ourselves, so you kind of start to build a mythos 'cause I had no information about [ biological mother]. So y….

[Adoption] could turn you into an exquisite comedian. Ask Richard Pryor's ghost..