Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones..

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died..

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax..

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find t….

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about..

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia..

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus..

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?.

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along..

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through..

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks..